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Notices to be Sent in the Event my Wife and I Are Unable to Reach a Consensus on Next Month's Budget
 
As many of you know, my wife and I have been unable to agree on a budget for next month. As a result, neither of us will be coming in to work until these differences have been rectified. We would like to assure you that this work stoppage will in no way affect our performance, once, that is, we resume working.
 
Greg Schreur