Yackers
“People do routines constantly. The only time anybody's ever completely honest is when they're asleep or dead. If you're honest, you're phony...”
Chuck Nyren

Nike Mail Order Brides
“Simple concept: Nike Mail-Order Brides. Sit and think about that one while I elaborate.”
Anant Raut

One Way Ticket
“She checked her fingers. Sculpted nails in roseate bloom - too long for a lumberjack, short enough to type with...”
Humor fiction by Paul Wolborsky