Apr/May 2000

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The Dialogue
JESUS - The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.
JUDAS - No, in my case the spirit is unwilling and the flesh just doesn't give a damn.

Michael LaRocca


Weird Dental Tools
Having received your address from your Embassy at Islamabad, we have come to know that your good house has keen interest in import of subject stuffs from Pakistan.
Submitted by Michael Joseph


McGowin Attends Willie Nelson Concert, Burns Giant Hogleg
"You're goddamn right I fired up a hogleg at Willie," said McGowin.
Suspected Author: Kevin McGowin


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