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World's Premiere Conversationalist Answers Your Questions About Not Sounding Like a Moron

You don't have fire off what we experts call a "topper." A simple "You and whose army?" or "I know you are, but what am I?" is never inappropriate. In fast company, you could be more "hip" and risk a "Womp womp." A sucker punch can also be effective.

David Guaspari