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“People do routines constantly. The only time anybody's ever completely honest is when they're asleep or dead. If you're honest, you're phony...”
Chuck Nyren

Nike Mail Order Brides
“Simple concept: Nike Mail-Order Brides. Sit and think about that one while I elaborate.”
Anant Raut

One Way Ticket
“She checked her fingers. Sculpted nails in roseate bloom - too long for a lumberjack, short enough to type with...”
Humor fiction by Paul Wolborsky

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