Jul/Aug 2018

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Humor and Satire

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The Declassified Disney Corp® Performance Reviews of Osama bin Laden

Based upon collective performance review data, cast member COUSCOUS was once a model employee whose status has deteriorated. According to previous supervisors, cast member COUSCOUS displays an "excellent work ethic" and "dynamic versatility" exhibited by his past performances in various capacities including Donald Duck, Mr. J. Thaddeus Toad, and Goofy. Additionally, cast member COUSCOUS "makes a very compelling drag queen" in the role of the Queen of Hearts and is a pitch perfect baritone with the Dapper Dans.

Ryan Habermeyer


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